Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Hats in Honduras
One man I met is worth further description. He is a clown by profession from Wales, though really a wanderer from country to country. Currently he is dating a hippie Guatemalan. She and her friends really reminded me of American hippies, so to say. I met him as I ran home from the ruins in the rain with my friend. He invited us to see his band. We joined him, but he was the band. So I and my Belgian friend played some bongo, sang, danced and dreamt of the first international tour of our new band. Oh the characters you´ll meet.
The many travels are extremely tempting. Optional future travels include seeing a lake surrounded by volcanoes, cave adventures, jungle river rides, seeing tortugas (turtles!) by the ocean, plus plus plus. This Saturday I will climb the largest volcano in the area, Volcàn Acatenango. There are supposely banditos there, bandits, say some. We are taking a guide with a gun, which I always do on hikes around here - it´s typical. Also, I will not take any money or my camera. Just a sweater and rain coat. No worries. The police thwart off banditos around here Banditos are only interested in the lone sheep.. and that I am not.. thanks to the loving advice of family.
Helado Sarita
Antigua experienced two large earthquakes, one ins 1717 and one in 1773. They toppled many of the beautiful buildings so the city boasts many convent, church and government building ruins. One arch withstood mothernature twice. This arch connected two convents and is a place for clichè pictures, says the travel books. This is because through the arch you can see Volcano Agua, the one directly at the south of town. Three volcanoes surround the city. One is active, an by active I mean you can see the fire shooting out at night and the smoke by day. There is no danger to us in town, only dangerous to climb it. There is a central park with a picturesque church and the city streets are cobblestone.
As for my Spanish, school continues to impress me.
--A Field Trip
On Friday we traveled to a neighboring town and observed traditions of the Mayan people. The wedding is very traditional with a lot of sewing taking place. The fiance woman sews a cloak for the mother in law to be. If the mother in law takes off the cloak during the wedding, the marriage is off. After the wedding the new wife receives a sew blanket for carrying a baby. Then the wife goes off to make tortillas, before any other activities. I am not cut out for the Mayan lifestyle. However I can handle the Mayan foods. Rice, chicken, delicious spices, tortillas (this corn tortillas) and plantains.
--Learning important words
One teacher always teases the female students. I recently learned a phrase that is very helpful. Cuidate: Behave yourself. Today he asked me, How are you? I responded bueno, good, or so I thought. But I actually said bueno, I have a good body.. I was supposed to say bien, well. So then I said Bueno y Bien.. I look and feel good. Two points for a sense of humor in Spanish. It is difficult to remember all the humorous errors. It would fill up the blog.
--Can I draw?
Yes. I am the token artist in the group. Don´t ask why. I am drawing a large baby and small bottles for a baby shower that we will host at school tomorrow for one teacher who is due next week. My school is a great one because many students are recruited by word of mouth so students are willing to try new things and enthusiastic to make friends. The field trip and baby shower are little things that make the experience.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
No Worry of Addition with 8 Cups o Jo
As for my Spanish, I really advanced last night when I asked my family´s 10 year old granddaughter, in Spanish, ¨what does purple mean?¨ Smooth move... I quickly followed it up in Spanish with, ah ha, a mix between blue and red. I am really mastering this language now.
Monday, June 25, 2007
I Cannot Carry the Ring, Mr. Frodo, but I Can Carry You.
This is not my group, but my group did roast marshmellows in the lava of Volcàn Pacaya.
When hiking the volcano, my friends and I found it a bit reminiscent of Lord of the Rings. We called to one another amidst the buffs of errupting air and lava, while traversing over beds of black but hot lava rock... ¨I cannot carry the ring, but I can carry you Mr. Frodo.¨
Last weekend I climbed an active volcano. We took a bus for an old US school bus for an hour and a half. At the destination people sold horses to substitute for the hike and children sold sticks for 70 cents or so. My travel mate later said he wished the children would have sold the sticks better. Something like, ¨Really, you want the stick. It´s a difficult climb, slippery and the rocks will cut your hand.¨
Flowing lava is a red stream of burning rock. It fell like an avalanche more so than it flowed. This made for an interesting video in the background of my friend roasting a marshmellow. As we hiked down in the dusk, we could see the lava shooting out the top of the volcàn. Magnificent.
Lessons learned:
1--Do not wear sandals when hiking a volcano.
2--Bring bandaids and flashlights when hiking a volcano.
3--On every trip, be prepared with Minnesota jokes and impressive Wisconsin facts (like the number of lakes we boast).
4--3 tacos for $1.20 really hit the spot after hiking a volcano.
I met 3 Wisconsinites, 2 Minnesotans, a kind Israeli who will later send photos, and others. Hurray for temporary best friends- I truly appreciate travelers.
Yesterday it rained much of the day. I met up with old travel friends (old means I knew the person over 12 hours) to pass a day in the splendor of Antigua. We ate deli sandwiches, played pool, watched American films at Cafè 2000, and I attended Spanish mass with my host brother at the famous church off the Parquè Centràl (central park).
For those of you concerned about my black bean and egg intake, I have only been offered the aforementioned at one meal. My host mother's food is worthy of prizes for the rich flavors, variety, and speed.
Back to studying spanish!
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Peace Corps Everywhere!
peace corps volunteers i have met = 7 and counting
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Dia Dos - Antigua
Back to travels...
This morning after a fruit and bread breakfast I left Guatemala City for Antigua. The local buses cater to all people by having a person yell the route out the door, for those who cannot read the route. This helped me, too. We stopped many times along the way, one time picking up 2 peace corps women about my age who were helping farmers harvest their coffee in a way to produce more profit. All in all, the 1 hour ride for $1 was smooth as could be expected.
Upon exiting the bus I began speaking spanish. There is muchisimo room for improvement, which I will begin tomorrow. I will start a language class here in Antigua tomorrow for 2 weeks, then move to Xela in the mountains. Antigua, I am told-the old capitol of Central America, is a smaller town where rumor has it spanish is more clear to understand. I will judge that in 8 weeks. A second new friend told me he had never met a Wisconsinite outside the state. The only hostile traveler thus far (since I am considering anything anti-Wisco hostile). Otherwise I am seeing the beauty of this town and enjoying cheesy quiche (not unlike the spicy cheese bread at the Madison farmers market). I saw a market with some local goods, like woven blankets, masks, and an assortment of doo-dads. If you want something special, just place your request with me. Also, if you are reading and hoping for a postcard, email me your address!
Bienas Dias
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Dia Uno - Guatemala City
Glad you are joining me to climb the Guatemalan mountains in heels this summer. I arrived in Guatemala City this evening and I´m staying at Patricia´s Bed and Breakfast. I am in Guatemala thru Aug. 21. Looking to study spanish, so please excuse the many mistakes that will be written hence forth.
First Spanish phrase uttered = ¿Es Alberto aqui? The answer was no.
Tomorrow I will take a chicken bus to Antigua, a better city for touring for 2 days before I head to Xela for spanish classes. The ride is $1 for 1 hour. The bus is an old American bus, likely, and we can fit way more than 2 people into a seat. I´ll report back mañana.
In case you were wondering, my new friend, a fellow spanish student, just uttered
--I like your Wisconsin accent by the way --
My Wisco-spanish is going to rock the socks of my teachers.
Muchos Amor a tu.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Who can beat the day trips into Wisconsin's rolling hills? Previously I would have directed those hungry for Wisconsin's most beautiful location to Parfrey's Glenn, then Devil's Lake. After a memorable Memorial Day, I would remember to mention instead Governor Dodge State Park. Head straight to the boat rental, row across the horseshoe shaped lake to the cliffs, climb, swim, eat spicy beef sticks, and stop at the A&W on your way home. Don't forget the General Store where they stay open as long as they can stand.
Totals:
Swimming adventures = 3
Horses spotted = 32
Bug Bites = 0
Spotted Cows consumed = ??
General store visits = 2
In the General Store:
Guitars = 1
Local Brewed Beers = loads, watch out for Bitter Woman, she's bitter.
Wheelbarrows of Wood = As many as you can squeeze in your trunk for $20
Wax worms = One chewing tobacco container full
Fish on the wall = 6

And following some time in the backcountry, I returned to the city where I ran into a dear friend with her parents at a tasty eatery, Nochspiel. Her mother asked me where I was from. She expected to hear me say Minnesota, because my accent sounded like it was from there, she said. Yes, Canadians poke fun at the same thing. You can take the girl out of the backcountry, but you cannot take the backcountry out of the girl. Donchathink?
Now, for the sad truth. They are taking me out of the backcountry.
Countdown of days left in the midwest: 23
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Guatemala Sneak Peak
My goal is to enhance my language skills so I can feel close to fluent in at least one additional language. At the same time, I wanted to choose a location other than home where I can live in a new environment, too. Secondarily, though also key in my choice of location, is that I want to see what this international development is all about by volunteering from within. This led me to Xela, where many spanish schools incorporate social justice opportunities into part of the day. Aside from volunteering at a women's prison, in Xela salsa lessons, architecture, and my host family's life style will enhance the whole experience.
Lastly, I will have a few days to travel. Maybe I'll have to escape the high elevation...I've always wanted to live in mountains and already I'm planning my descent?? Xela is in the mountains and I will be there during rainy season. You can be sure my favorite H&M sweater will make it into my backpack. The weather in Xela will be shocking compared to DC. I have heard about this cave trekking experience from more than 2 friends. It's at the top of my list if I get a chance to travel.
In preparation for the summer, I'm embarking on a literary adventure through Guatemalan history and politics. Silence on the Mountain follows an American traveler who unravels the mysterious burning of a barn that is intimately tied to Mayan history, coffee plantations, and the country's story. Well written. Next I'm going to read an account by a young Guatemalan Nobel Peace Prize winner who wrote I, Rigoberta Menchu. Then I'll have to follow up with the critics. Surely no one will disagree with the staple Lonely Planet guide gracing my desk, tempting me during finals.
Sunday, April 15, 2007
On tour
I'm on tour with John Vanderslice. Well, I toured with him Friday in Chicago. Ok, I was a guest singer. Guess which song, listen, and enjoy. A video may or may not surface.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Chicago, All things Go
From Johnvanderslice.com
"4 6 07
Cool, it's working! Keep sending me emails about playing bass and singing. Some cities are covered (Boston, Chicago, Seattle, Portland, Athens, OH). In Chicago we have Sarah Schuh (pronounced "Shu") singing "Dear Sarah Shu." We're looking for more symmetry like that. Tonight we have Larry Crane from Tape Op on bass!"
This will be me in a few days...
dear sarah shu
dear sarah shu,
I leave for you
all I knew about this job
on microcassette for further review
what it meant to me
how you’ll make it dear, hopefully
it’s dangerous here
yes it’s dangerous here
peer round corners with dental mirrors,
heed the threats, taking cautionary measures,
in the end, it is love
you’ll have to learn to survive
dear sarah shu,
I leave for you
all I knew about this job
on palmcorder for future review
your office will flood every night,
it’s water, don’t try to fight it
suspend all your files using
my system of hanging wires
break apart what I connected
show what I only suggested
’cause in the end it was love
I had to learn to survive
picture me by the window sill
wrapped in copper wire, my autumn sleeves,
with torn up directives
spread round the floor like shoreham leaves
picture me locking office door, now
kneeling down on the floor,
screaming: “protection,
I can make it, I can make it!”
peer round corners with dental mirrors,
heed the threats, taking cautionary measures,
but in the end, it is love
you’ll have to learn to survive
so long, sarah shu,
farewell to you,
stay calm, stay sweet,
regards from the other side of the teeth
break apart what I connected
show what I only suggested
’cause in the end it was love
we had to learn to survive
Monday, March 05, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
"A" Last Weekend
Next read? The recommended so far is "The Time Traveler's Wife." I would like to re-read Richard Wright's "Native Son." Any other recommendations?
Musical Theme of my "A" weekend: Chicago by Sufjan Stevens.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
South Bend
Tonight we toured campus, saw all the famous Rudy spots, and laughed with Second City Comedy Troupe.
My friend loves pictures of ducks, whether in Sweden, Madison or a museum at UWEC. We have not seen a duck yet this weekend.

Saturday, February 03, 2007
Luang Prabang, Laos: The Best in Pictures
farang [n] - the word for French/white people b/c we are the pointed nosed who look alike to rural folks
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Here is a new type of TukTuk and motorbikes! Yes, I did receive a ride on a motorbike to a local dance hangout. It was with Pa-tou, our Hmong guide.
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Why you learned the work farang: Pa-tou and I armed wrestled because to his question, "Why are farang so big?" I answered, "Because we are so strong." When I lost the arm wrestling match, not without suspense, he raised his arms in the air and exclaimed, "Lao people." Classic.
Day 1: 6 Hour Hike
Overnight in a village
Day 2: 5 hour Kayak + elephant ride


Shaking rice to take out stones, bad pieces. Chickens nearby.
I'm on an elephant. Need I say more? Yes. This is an elephant camp, more humane than their other heavenbound option. One of the many times on the trip my travel mate and I learned, in another language, "I love you, only one." I love Laos, too.
Friday, February 02, 2007
Top 10 Thailand
# 9 Spicy Thai Food: cuisine shown here includes
Some tastybugs to snack on, loads of pineapple, glass noodle pad thai-ish dish from New Years that I could never find again (my favorite), and meat on a stick - that which sustained some of us.
#5 Grand Palace:
Our Thai buddies took us to the Grand Palace where the Emerald Budda is located. Here is an image of people worshipping outside the Emerals Budda. Enjoy the architecture.
#4 Thai Boxing:
My friends and I ventured into the world of Thai Boxing. The boxers seemed to be high school age. I am not sure how old they really were. This was interesting because it was boxing, but also to watch the gambling practices in the stands. Gambling is only allowed in the 3rd tier seats, where my friends and I sat. We did not gamble, but observed feverishly. Turns out, none of our buddies from class had ever been to a Thai boxing match.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Blog Believers
Yesterday I returned from a stint in southeast Asia. I participated in a cross cultural negotiations class with Thai students at Chulalongkorn University in Bangkok. I also took advantage of the time to travel to three countries. In Thailand I combed Bangkok and Ko Samet, Thai for Escape Island, located south of Bangkok. In Laos I trekked the mountains of Luang Prabang with a Hmong guide. Finally, I was awestruck by the temples, including Angkor Wat, in Siem Reap, Cambodia.
After this experience and some conversation with my travelmate, I have decided it is time to revive this blog. The hesitation of blogging is rooted in the difficult decision of how to focus the blog. For the time being, this blog will serve as a travel, music, and books blog, reserving the right to mold it with time.
Why blog? Hans Christian Anderson, a famous Scandinavian, says that "Life itself is the most wonderful fairytale." This is a quote I have posted on a shoe picture holder in my living room/kitchen divide. Its inspiration applies to blogging. Why not write about daily life and the fairytale of it all? The quote and this blog post is today dedicated to my travelmate, a once blog skeptic who may find a blog spirit here on climbing-a-mountain-in-heels.
Stay tuned for travel details and photos.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
A Blog is Born
I created this blog so that I could post on my favorite legal blog website. The website is genius for its word verification contest, but never ceases to entertain for numerous other reasons.
http://thecolumnistmanifesto.blogspot.com
Here is what I plan to go post as soon as my blog is up and running:
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My first Woody Allen film was Mighty Aphrodite, to which I cannot lend my support. My most recent Woody Allen film, Match Point, was shown on a flight to Europe. A bizarre choice for a flight, but a movie I'd recommend when you're on the ground.
In between these two films, I saw the movie "Dummy" with Adrien Brody. I thought this was a Woody Allen film, but come to know now that it was Greg Pritiken. Any movie about Ventriliquism is worth a gander, Woody Allen or not.
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Stay tuned for more!